What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?"Put it on my bill."Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
• Voting for Freshmen and Sophomore Class Officers is taking place now, please vote in your homeroom class using your smart phone or a computer and go to voting4school.com OR download the app vote4schools. Username is your RHS student ID, password is your birthday. Online pools will close at 3:30pm on Tuesday, December 2nd. Winners will be announcement at morning break in room 282 on Wednesday December 3rd.